The Hamstring Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Krull is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Krull's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.