The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Krull is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Krull, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.