The Hamstring Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
- Krull sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Krull, Krull, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.