The Blocking Assignment Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Krull gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Krull drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.