The Hamstring Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“The broadcast shows Krull on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Krull's stadium. Only over Krull.
- Krull is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
92%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Krull drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.