The Late Scratch Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Ref: "Number Krull, that's a flag." Krull: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Krull gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
85%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Krull's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.