The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Krull is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Krull drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.