The Blocking Assignment Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Krull stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
75%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Krull's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.