The Chip-and-Release Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Krull's stadium. Only over Krull.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Krull goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Krull's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.