The Invisible Route Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Krull gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
79%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Krull drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.