The Blocking Assignment Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Ref: "Number Krull, that's a flag." Krull: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Krull's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
Incantation
Krull, Krull, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.