The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Krull finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Krull drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.