The Late Scratch Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Krull's stadium. Only over Krull.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- A mysterious flag erases Krull's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Krull gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
80%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Krull's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.