The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Krull is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Krull, Krull, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.