The Hamstring Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Andrews sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Andrews drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.