The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Andrews sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Andrews, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.