The Invisible Route Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Andrews gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Andrews's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.