The Phantom Flag Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Andrews drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.