The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Andrews gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
80%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Andrews's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.