The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Andrews will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Andrews's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.