The Late Scratch Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Andrews goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Andrews drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.