The Phantom Flag Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Ref: "Number Andrews, that's a flag." Andrews: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A mysterious flag erases Andrews's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Andrews's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.