The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Ref: "Number Andrews, that's a flag." Andrews: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Andrews gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Andrews's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.