The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Andrews gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
73%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Andrews, Andrews, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.