The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Andrews gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Andrews scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.