The Hamstring Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Andrews goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Andrews, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.