The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Andrews's stadium. Only over Andrews.
79%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Andrews's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.