The Hamstring Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Andrews stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
85%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Andrews drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.