The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Andrews sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Andrews, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.