The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Andrews will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Andrews's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.