The Hamstring Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Andrews's stadium. Only over Andrews.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Andrews gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Andrews's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.