The Late Scratch Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“The broadcast shows Andrews on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A mysterious flag erases Andrews's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Andrews drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.