The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Andrews will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
83%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Andrews, Andrews, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.