The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Ref: "Number Andrews, that's a flag." Andrews: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Andrews lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
87%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Andrews, Andrews, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.