The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Andrews finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Andrews drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.