The Invisible Route Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Andrews runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
86%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Andrews's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.