The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Andrews catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
79%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Andrews scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.