The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Andrews's stadium. Only over Andrews.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Andrews stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
92%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Andrews, Andrews, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.