The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Andrews's stadium. Only over Andrews.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Andrews finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Andrews, Andrews, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.