The Snap Count Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Andrews's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Andrews scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
78%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Andrews drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.