The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Andrews sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Andrews, Andrews, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.