The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Andrews will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Andrews's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.