The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Andrews's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.