The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Andrews gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Andrews's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.