The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Andrews will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
89%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Andrews, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.