The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Andrews will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Andrews drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.