The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Andrews lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
87%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Andrews scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.