The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Andrews's stadium. Only over Andrews.
- Andrews stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
78%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Andrews scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.