The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Andrews gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
88%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Andrews, Andrews, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.