The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Andrews goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
77%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Andrews scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.